Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Working, playing, and bug reporting for the bug reporter

It's been a while since I posted....I've been so busy. It seems strange to say that I have been doing nothing but writing and playing music and I have absolutely no time left in the day for anything else. Everything seems to be happening at once and it's great! I'm getting some terrific hits on my stuff from some television producers in NYC and was asked to submit for a crime drama and a comedy that will air next season. Alternately, I've been asked to try and write some stuff for a great talent...Bahia Check her out...you won't believe your ears. She has one of the most gorgeous voices I've ever heard. (and she's beautiful too~)

Blah, blah, blah. Moi, moi, moi. What's going on in your universe?

I'll leave you with the Microsoft error to end all errors. You know when a program craps out in windows and good 'ol microshaft asks you if you want to do their job for them and send an error report? Well, this is the message that you get when the ERROR REPORTING SOFTWARE GETS AN ERROR. Then they have the balls to ask if you want to report the error for the debugger. If the computer hadn't locked up I would have been curoius what the next message would have been. Maybe something like this...

The Dr.Watson Postmortem Debugger Debugger is Buggered. We're sure that you have lost time and important information and that this is not the first time. Still we are sorry for the inconvenience. (Bill makes us say that)

Please report this error to Bill. WE are tired of dealing with this shit.
We have created an error report that will help us determine how we can improve Dr.Watson's Postmortem Debugger Debugger. Please be advised that we will will consider this report an attack on our programming skills and will retaliate with lots of Cialis and Penile Enlargement spam. Have a great day and don't forget to buy the next version of Windows.




XOXOXOXO Lo.

2 comments:

Miss Emma-Lee said...

Wow that Bahia chick is awesome! I'm impressed...what a voice for so young. Does she have a CD out? Good luck writing for her - there could be some big money in that for sure!

noellabella said...

Bugger!